So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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