no you cant smoke seaweed
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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