i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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