and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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