I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
handjob tips. give me some.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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