Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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