Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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