We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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