Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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