dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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