Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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