i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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