She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
