If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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