I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
why do cheetos always look like penises
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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