Nicole vs. Life
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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