After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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