he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
is it fun? or sober?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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