you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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