Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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