i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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