you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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