I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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