I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
