I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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