I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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