UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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