Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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