I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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