I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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