Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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