So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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