question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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