I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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