spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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