Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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