dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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