Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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