Nicole vs. Life
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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