so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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