i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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