kristin has been a bad kristin
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
ttyl tear gas
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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