my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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