Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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