I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I looked at my own cervix.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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