exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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