I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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