If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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