You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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