So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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