5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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