I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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