we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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