Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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