So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think people are normalizing furries
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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